You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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