What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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