As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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