Its about making memories worth repressing
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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