New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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