Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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