then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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