There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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