you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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