If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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