are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cockslap morals
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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