Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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