if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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