You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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