Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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