This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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