the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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