Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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