I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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