A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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