how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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