Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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