I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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