I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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