Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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