and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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