I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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