i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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