On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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