You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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