fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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