Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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