This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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