You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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