woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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