69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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