No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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