Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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