So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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