Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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go home
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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