So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think your dad took our porno
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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