careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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