was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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