Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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