So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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