In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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