I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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