i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He felt like a one man threesome
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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