Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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