Buhtt sex?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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